Rosie O'Donnell - My Fake Diary

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Monday, 11 April 2011

Dear Diary -

I hate Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. I hate Rush "Cigar Sucking" Limbaugh. I hate Glenn "The Crybaby" Beck. And I hate Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter.

But there is no one that I hate more than that Alaskan jock-strap wearing, helicopter hunting bitch Sarah "Shotgun" Palin.

She has called me a fatso, a fatty, and a blimp without the words Goodyear on the side.

I just heard Katie Couric say that her husband (Todd) is putting it to his salmon fishing instructor the stunningly beautiful Nanicka Zapalicka.

I have seen photos of her and she really and truly makes "Snow Plow" Sarah look like a handful of Louisiana tar balls but of course beige-colored instead of black.

Rosie O'Donnell




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