Rosie O'Donnell - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 20 December 2011

Dear Diary -

Well I am getting married. And she is the most beautiful, wonderful, sexy looking babydoll that I have ever seen.

I knew from the very first time that I laid eyes on her cleavage that she was the girl for me.

And now I will make her Mrs. Rosie O'Donnell.

Gosh, I feel like I just won the pretty girl lottery.

And eff Donald Trump. The stupid jerk with the hairdo from hell said that no self-respecting woman would ever be seen with me. Well Donnie boy you can kiss my crotch cookie, you slimey, scumbag, twit.

And I hope you do run for president so you can get your golden butt kicked.

Rosie O'Donnell

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