Rosie O'Donnell - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 27 December 2011

Dear Diary -

Well I don't know if my brand new fiancée Michelle Rounds is going to go through with marrying me or not.

If she does not I will put all of the blame on her parents who have told her that they do not want her to marry a lesbian.

Well what exactly do they think that their little daughter is, a straight bitch or what?

Rosie O'Donnell