Rosie O'Donnell - My Fake Diary

Monday, 7 December 2009

I was just watching the movie " Flinstones," where Rosie was Barnies wife and Liz Taylor was Fred's MOTHER IN LAW," YABBA DABBA DO LIZ," if you were my mother in law who would you have to be your daughter ? PS... If you were my mother in law could I call Richard Burton out of all your ex-husbands as POPS as I think he is the best " Where Eagles Dare," I ever knew next to the " LONGEST DAY," where he was a British Ace where when he came back from mission to have a beer and a fellow officer who had loaned his new fur lined boots to another pilot complained to Richard said when asked where were his boots and he said " In the English Channel with your friend ! " Speaking about England I was just reading LORD BYRON and his poetry to be more romantic with a gal I know and when his poetry didn't work on her as LORD BYRON was more than just a LADIES MAN I instead used this line: " LOLLY POP," and when asked why I called her a LOLLI POP I said " Becuase your sweet like DULCE," and when she asked me what the heck was DULCE I replied " DULCE is SPANISH for CANDY," just like you " SWEET LIKE CANDY AND HARD AS A ROCK ! " You see the LATINS are more ROMANTIC than most ENGLISH when it comes to ROMANCE except for MONTY PYTHON and his LUMBER JACK SONG, or " BENNY HILL who my SWEETIE ALL SO HATES !

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