Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

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Saturday, 10 April 2010

...that the rabbit escaped without a scratch. Apparently he was quick witted and managed to get to safety as he saw the size 10 welly heading towards him down his hole.

Camilla is now wearing a plaster cast on her leg. She had the decency to have it covered in a purple outer layer, as befits members of the royal family. I now pray that she doesn't do what 'commoners' do and start a collection of autographs on it.

If she DOES then, hopefully she will sell it on e.bay and make a bit of cash to donate to a charity close to her heart. I hear her favourite charity is "The Second Wives' Club". Ah well, you can't have everything can you? I oft times wish I was a member of that club myself. Well, have you heard about Philip's behaviour lately? I am royally ashamed on occasion, to admit I am married to the idiot.

He must have...

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