Kim Jong Il - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Kim Jong Il. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Kim Jong Il would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Kim Jong Il's diary, as written by 'Jean Le Fete'.

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Currently showing entries from: 2010

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December 2010

Saturday 04 December 1010

Just met a ghost! Went on and on about Christmas and Christmas past, but I don't celebrate Christmas past. However I do rather enjoy the old movie ver...

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Saturday 04 December 1010

I just hung up on Osama Bin Ladin, stupid kibbetzer! Trying to tell me my job being insane. Nobody out does ME! Stay in your fricken cave OBL, you hav...

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November 2010

Wednesday 24 November 1010

Shelled that South Korean island that should be ours today. HOT DOG! I'm so happy my hair is standing up!! Which reminds me I need to get Junior a blo...

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Tuesday 09 November 1010

Will teach son something new today. Those little fuzz balls you get on sweaters, I HATE them. I buy him a five thousand dollar fuzz ball shaver to use...

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Monday 08 November 1010

Today I let my son touch my Mercedes. Tomorrow I'll let him touch my Cadillac. Wednesday I'll let him touch my Rolls Royce and Thursday he can touch...

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