Kim Jong Il - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Kim Jong Il. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Kim Jong Il would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2009


Friday 18 December 099

Went to Specsavers for a new pair of glasses. My son keeps taking the piss out of my current ones which I bought in 1972. Went for 'pimp style'...

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July 2009


Monday 13 July 099

Fired off another eight rockets today! Six of them went off OK but two of them misfired; One of them landed in my garden, sending a tiny mushroom clou...

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Sunday 05 July 099

I shot seven rockets at the United States yesterday. They fell sightly short of their target (by over 7000 miles), but it was a moral victory for our...

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June 2009


Tuesday 30 June 099

Dear Diary, Yes! Yes! Obama is now following me on Twitter. That is cool. I hear he is a big fan of me or something. I asked if he wanted to hang o...

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