Kim Jong Il - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Kim Jong Il. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Kim Jong Il would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2011

Monday 19 December 1111

Dear diary, Well, it's just a week to go before Christmas and I am getting so excited!!! This week has been so hectic for me - I have already bee...

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November 2011

Monday 21 November 1111

Dear Diary - Well I am still trying to find a missile to buy. I had talked to Pakistan last week and they said that they may have something for me...

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October 2011

Wednesday 12 October 1111

Dear Diary - Well I have not fired off a missile in over a year. And I really miss the damn rush it gives me. I tried to buy a missile from Cuba...

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March 2011

Sunday 20 March 1111

Dear Diary - Well I just got back from a visit to the beauty salon. And I must say that I really am liking my new hairdo. I had my dark hair dye...

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Thursday 03 March 1111

Dear Diary - Well I had another bad hair day today. Hey who the heck am I kidding with my dumb looking hair every day is a bad hair day trust m...

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February 2011

Tuesday 22 February 1111

Dear Diary - I just heard that Rush Limbaugh made fun of my hairdo again. That is the seventh time he has insulted my hair within the past thre...

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January 2011

Tuesday 25 January 1111

Dear Diary, My sports minister told me that the evil Americans have this game called "football" and that their championship game is coming up soon.

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Sunday 23 January 1111

Dear Diary, Today I threw a rock at South Korea. It was a pretty big rock. So big in fact, that when it hit the South Korean guard tower, the soldi...

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