Kim Jong Il - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Kim Jong Il. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Kim Jong Il would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Capitalist paper threaded in book. Today I discover new website on Tinterwebs. It called "The Spoof". People lots write things horrible about me. R...
I want everyone who is not a Government official or military personnel to do the Hokey Pokey on Saturday July 24th, being a small child and being elde...
I admit that I dress like a woman, do not tell any American pigs about this at all. Sincerely Kimberly Jong Illness The Highly Feared Unquestio...
To Do: (1) Pick up dry cleaning (2) Record North Koreas Got Talent (3) Execute National Football Team...
Dear Diary, I was devestated today when I discovered I was not in fact King Kong II.
Dear Diary, Woke up this morning only to find I had turned into a giant beetle.
Dear Diary, Going out clubbing with LaKisha and my homies tonight. Oh I am SO gonna tap that!...
Daily to do list: 1. Insult the Imperialistic Americans. 2. Look at pictures of large breasted, blonde, naked, Imperialistic American women.
"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
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