Kim Jong Il - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Kim Jong Il. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Kim Jong Il would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2008


Saturday 04 October 088

Told you "IL BE BACK!" didn't I? I've been busy working in Pyongyang in a furniture repair shop - fixing sofas. I've been recovering of course.

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September 2008


Friday 12 September 088

Went fishing but didn't catch anything though except a couple of peasants shirking in a paddy field. Now 'shirking' is a serious offense in N. Korea a...

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Tuesday 09 September 088

Decided to go fishing in canoe - inspired by Darwin's in England. In the words of any decent terminator/Dictator: "I'LL BE BACK!" "Honest!!!!"...

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Friday 05 September 088

8.00 Got up this morning 9.00 Murdered a few serfs and academics 10.00 Went back to bed...

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