Boris Johnson - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Boris Johnson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Boris Johnson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Currently showing entries from: 2009 | 2008

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October 2009

Monday 19 October 09

Dear diary That's all we need. That lout, Jenson Button has won a Grand Prix World Champiopnship, or whatever they call them. That'll bring the...

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Saturday 17 October 09

Dear diary Ken put some dead fish behind the radiator when he left. That is such a purile thing to do. I must remember it for when I get the boot.

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Friday 16 October 09

Dear diary Popped round to see HRH Missy Quin this afternoon. Took the bike. London was a bastard as usual. That's the trouble with having this pre...

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September 2009

Saturday 12 September 09

Cripes! A ballyhoo diary! Whatever next! Cripes! 7.00am Or is it? Can't really tell as the '0' on the clock seems to sometimes be an '8'. So it cou...

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July 2009

Tuesday 07 July 09

I'm quite excited about today and because that I am off to Trafalgar Square to see Anthony Gormley's latest project - living statues I believe. Just...

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June 2009

Thursday 04 June 09

What a lovely day! The sun is shining it in the sky, there ain't a cloud in sight! I went on a PR exercise to encourage volunteers to clear up our...

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May 2009

Tuesday 26 May 09

"What a day!?" That was close... I mean it's not every day you go for a bike ride in London and nearly get killed by a lorry running over a sleepi...

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March 2009

Tuesday 31 March 09

How the bloody hell am I suposed to get to work with all these bloody road blocks. Someone should have bloody told me about this royal visit. Who is t...

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