Boris Johnson - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Boris Johnson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Boris Johnson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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December 2009
Tuesday 22 December 09
Snow's a fucking nightmare. Don't want to get shitted on from a great height like I did last time. The gritters are out, but the shitters are still...
Monday 14 December 09
Ken's been calling me again asking for a job. He's working at LBC 97.3, but nobody likes him there especially Nick Ferrari. Ken says he wants some pro...
Wednesday 09 December 09
December 9th - Bloody amazing day! Labour showed their incompetence (not hard to do, really!) and in the morning, I dropped a huge log in the toilet,...
October 2009
Monday 19 October 09
Dear diary That's all we need. That lout, Jenson Button has won a Grand Prix World Champiopnship, or whatever they call them. That'll bring the...
Saturday 17 October 09
Dear diary Ken put some dead fish behind the radiator when he left. That is such a purile thing to do. I must remember it for when I get the boot.
Friday 16 October 09
Dear diary Popped round to see HRH Missy Quin this afternoon. Took the bike. London was a bastard as usual. That's the trouble with having this pre...
September 2009
Saturday 12 September 09
Cripes! A ballyhoo diary! Whatever next! Cripes! 7.00am Or is it? Can't really tell as the '0' on the clock seems to sometimes be an '8'. So it cou...
July 2009
Tuesday 07 July 09
I'm quite excited about today and because that I am off to Trafalgar Square to see Anthony Gormley's latest project - living statues I believe. Just...
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