Boris Johnson - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Boris Johnson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Boris Johnson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Gosh, phwoar, crikey, that was a close one. Guy Fawkes and all of that, and just think, if he had been succesful, I would be out of job, and probably...
Gosh, phwoar, crikey, I was just watching Cash in the Attic. I think I may have left my Wallet up there. I will ask Nick Clegg to fetch it when he has...
Really must get myself better organised, so have decided to use the diary to help me remember what I'm supposed to be doing. Right, here we go then...
Got to get this transport thing sorted out. That Livingstone man would crow if we had to abandon cross rail - I'd be pretty cross as well. Oh for t...
08.00 - Mrs Penelope Smythe-Withers 09.00 - Frunella Framlington-Fredwins 10.00 - Paternity test for child of Ms Matilda Pilkington-Stanley (utt...
That Osama, bludy nice bloke..............
Must get an early night tonight. My first performance tomorrow. I'm playing the lead in a stage version of Shrek.
Obama in HiroshimaMr. President saying all the 'right' things.
"Death fell from the sky.", said he.
Never rains but it pours, eh?
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