Boris Johnson - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Boris Johnson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Boris Johnson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2010


Saturday 06 November 1010

Gosh, phwoar, crikey, that was a close one. Guy Fawkes and all of that, and just think, if he had been succesful, I would be out of job, and probably...

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Friday 05 November 1010

Gosh, phwoar, crikey, I was just watching Cash in the Attic. I think I may have left my Wallet up there. I will ask Nick Clegg to fetch it when he has...

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October 2010


Friday 15 October 1010

Really must get myself better organised, so have decided to use the diary to help me remember what I'm supposed to be doing. Right, here we go then...

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August 2010


Tuesday 31 August 1010

Got to get this transport thing sorted out. That Livingstone man would crow if we had to abandon cross rail - I'd be pretty cross as well. Oh for t...

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July 2010


Saturday 17 July 1010

08.00 - Mrs Penelope Smythe-Withers 09.00 - Frunella Framlington-Fredwins 10.00 - Paternity test for child of Ms Matilda Pilkington-Stanley (utt...

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June 2010


Tuesday 22 June 1010

That Osama, bludy nice bloke..............

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January 2010


Monday 18 January 1010

Must get an early night tonight. My first performance tomorrow. I'm playing the lead in a stage version of Shrek.

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