Boris Johnson - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Boris Johnson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Boris Johnson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2012

Saturday 29 December 12

Well my zip wire disaster in Victoria Park, East London during the Olympics has been voted one of the funniest 50 moments of 2012 on a Channel 4 tv pr...

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October 2012

Wednesday 31 October 12

Bloody well annoyed with Iain Duncan Smith for contradicting me. I took the right decision for the people who will help me become Prime Minister when...

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Tuesday 09 October 12

Tory party Conference Prime Minister Cameron (i'm dispensing with the niceties of his first name) has called me a mop - referring to my blond hair...

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September 2012

Tuesday 18 September 12

I have hired consultants WS Atkins, accountants Ernst & Young and aviation experts Leigh Fisher to look at alternative uses for Heathrow as part o...

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Monday 17 September 12

I have been voted Britain's most respected political figure in a new poll. The YouGov poll for Cambridge conference showed that 58 per cent of vote...

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Sunday 16 September 12

Plans have been set out for the extension of the 'Boris Bike' scheme to southwest London. The extension next year will add more than 2,000 new bicy...

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Saturday 15 September 12

The Sabotage Times seem to have me weighed up: The internet has been abuzz with people calling for him to replace David Cameron as leader of the Co...

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Friday 14 September 12

I have apologized to the people of Liverpool again for an article in the Spectator in 2004 which repeated suggestions that their fans were at fault on...

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