Boris Johnson - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Boris Johnson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Boris Johnson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
I, like many people, miss the comedy duo acts of recent times who are no longer in the public eye. I'm told that I am regularly regarded as a funny in...
Frightfully good time in China. I even managed to stop off in Hong Kong and get myself five new suits for only £60! Best thing is I can add a zero whe...
Dear Diary - I just heard that some horrid Taliban terrorists have vowed to destroy the Tower Big Ben. Well bring it on Tali blokes. I have assigne...
Congratulations to the Royal Couple Wills and Kate on the new #RoyalBaby. Thank god he wasn't blonde! With my reputation, people would put two and two...
Mater phoned last night and said I must stop trying to be a "gawd blimey cockanee bloke". Pater did not spend all that money buying me a degree f...
Obama in HiroshimaMr. President saying all the 'right' things.
"Death fell from the sky.", said he.
Never rains but it pours, eh?
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