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Marty Robbins
Joined: 24 July 2008
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Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2009


Saturday 14 November 09

Last night there was a knock at my door. When I answered it there were three prostitutes standing there smiling at me. Hoe Hoe Hoe!...

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October 2009


Saturday 31 October 09

Dear diary I made a bid for Setanta Sports today. I'm sick of watching horse racing from Kempton Park. I hope it comes through. I will be able t...

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July 2009


Tuesday 07 July 09

Prancer and Dixon have been at it again. Good thing i had Dixon castrated or Mrs Claus and I would be facing some serious problems right about now - w...

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Monday 06 July 09

Okay.. So it's summer now and I started to get bored! I still gotta wait for like, 5 MONTHS AND A HALF?!? OMG! This is unbelievable... I mean, c'mon!...

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May 2009


Friday 22 May 09

Those twats in the High Court wouldn't rule in my favour of British chimneys being wider for me to fit down them. They told me to 'lose weight' instea...

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Wednesday 20 May 09

I checked my list. Again. Hope them little b*st@$!s are grateful.

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Monday 11 May 09

It's May now, so no one cares about Santa Claus. This is the time of year when the clothes start coming off and the bikinis and halter tops start pop...

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March 2009


Wednesday 11 March 09

Ah crap. I got the sugars. Guess I'll switch to aspartame. It works for all the kids I poisoned last year. That's right. I can't do this...

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