Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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January 2010
Thursday 28 January 10
Has it been over a month already since my rounds? I'm ready to do something different in February. I think that I'll go to Miami and watch the Sup...
Saturday 09 January 10
Complaint e-mails are coming in by the thousands! Why did we ever set up that stupid e-mail account? I don't know if I am ever listening to those st...
Thursday 07 January 10
Global Warming My Ass! I've just about neutered myself by freezing my nuts off. Mrs. Claus has got nipples so hard that she could cut diamonds on th...
Tuesday 05 January 10
"I got sleighed by Santa on Christmas Day" t-shirts....I hate them. If I ever see another one on a hot, young girl from the naughtly list, I'm gonna...
Afghans to Play Big Role in U.S. Offensive
Conducting body counts after the fighting is over for the American press.
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