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10#11162#Richard DagNabbit#40218.3813194#1

Afghans to Play Big Role in U.S. Offensive

Conducting body counts after the fighting is over for the American press.

10#11162#Richard DagNabbit#40218.3775463#2

Analysis: Where does the Tea Party Go Now?

California - where they can now have a Pot Party.

10#11162#Richard DagNabbit#40218.3738079#3

Upcoming Healthcare Talks to be Televised

GOP Moves in for the kill shot.

10#11162#Richard DagNabbit#40218.3703819#4

Key Themes from O'Bomba State of the Union Speech

1. As I've said before many times
2. It may appear that we aren't making progress
3. I'm still pushing on O'bombacare
4. The Depression never happened
5. Good times are "Right Around the Corner."

10#11162#Richard DagNabbit#40218.3639931#5

Letterman to Appear in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Ediiton Tonight

Quick, blind the kids!

10#8731#IainB#40218.3532407#6

Somebody's watching me

Scientists have discovered the force that enables you to know when somebody is watching you. They have called this new force Peer Pressure.

10#5754#IN SEINE#40218.3325231#7

In This Climate

Doctor I.C. Cloud from Bristol University is going to be discussing global warming next week, in what is expected to be quite a heated topic.

10#11162#Richard DagNabbit#40218.3014583#8

Americans Jailed for Taking Parent-less Haitian Kids

Rush Limbaugh Suggests the U.S. send Haiti Our Parent-less kids that are "sucking up" taxpayer dollars.

Go Rush!

10#11162#Richard DagNabbit#40218.286169#9

Is there Any Way Out of Europe's Debt Morass?

Step 1. Pass law banning use of red ink.

Step 2. Burn all dictionaries

Step 3. Follow Worldcom/MCI Accounting Procedures and start recording all expenses as assets.

Done.

10#11162#Richard DagNabbit#40218.2782176#10

Man Found Dead In Landing Gear Well of JFK to Tokyo Jet

Friends say he just wanted a flying start to the Giant Slalom on top of Mt. Fugi.

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