Boris Johnson - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Boris Johnson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Boris Johnson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Boris Johnson's diary, as written by 'nigmuncher'.
Currently showing entries from: 2009
Dear diary That's all we need. That lout, Jenson Button has won a Grand Prix World Champiopnship, or whatever they call them. That'll bring the...
Dear diary Ken put some dead fish behind the radiator when he left. That is such a purile thing to do. I must remember it for when I get the boot.
Dear diary Popped round to see HRH Missy Quin this afternoon. Took the bike. London was a bastard as usual. That's the trouble with having this pre...
Plans for Bergdahl Post-CourtMartial LeakedAnother leak from the Empire Palace reveals Barack I will appoint Beau Bergdahl--after his court-martial--as His Excellency's Ambassador to the Taliban, given Bergdahls' extensive connections there.
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