Boris Johnson - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Boris Johnson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Boris Johnson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Boris Johnson's diary, as written by 'nigmuncher'.
Currently showing entries from: 2009
Dear diary That's all we need. That lout, Jenson Button has won a Grand Prix World Champiopnship, or whatever they call them. That'll bring the...
Dear diary Ken put some dead fish behind the radiator when he left. That is such a purile thing to do. I must remember it for when I get the boot.
Dear diary Popped round to see HRH Missy Quin this afternoon. Took the bike. London was a bastard as usual. That's the trouble with having this pre...
Saint Patrick's Day Celebrations may offendPeople all over the World who 'just can't wear green' may cause Saint Pat's Day Celebrations to be rethought.
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