Future News: Asians may have answer to population problem

Funny story written by Daniel Wolf

Tuesday, 24 May 2011

In an as yet UN-verified bit of news, sources say that the Asian nations, of China, Korea, and others have, finally come to terms with the problem of excess population, and frustratingly high un-employment.

Sources, within the Communist Party, have let it be known that they have a simple solution, to the issue, of nations, which are dangerously over-populated.

It would seem that the Communists are willing to send in tanks, soldiers, and bombers, to eradicate the homeless, and jobless. This is what is known as Option 1.

Under Option 2 - Codenamed- Operation Midnight Sun

Under this option, the Communists are willing to make available, to the Asians, as may as 20 500 kiloton Nuclear warheads.

If Tokyo, Seoul, and Hong Kong, each agree to this option, then the Communists have promised to send the weapons, along with a full staff, of weapons specialists, to make sure that the weapons are handled, properly.

If acted upon, sources tell the press that Midnight Sun would do, for the Asians, in just one day, what even Democracy could not do, for many years.

The basic plan is simple:

Each government will round up its "excess" people, in specified areas. After barricades are erected, to prevent escape, of the un-employed,government soldiers will make their way back, beyond "Minimum Safe Distance".

The communists have made a commitment to use stealth bombers, with "silent" engines, to carry out the next part of the mission. Providing that the Asians approve the deal, the Communists will begin dropping the bombs exactly on target.

According to figures shown to a select number of persons, Midnight Sun would decrease each nations population, of "excess" people, by about 99.9% It would, also, free up so much land, which the homeless are, now, squatting on.

When this reporter checked with American sources, to find out what Washingtons opinion, on this measure, would be, Washington D.C. is, officially withholding opinion, until the full impact, of the Asian plan is reviewed.

This reporter is, indeed, concerned about what Midnight Sun might lead to. If the Asians can use this to reduce their excess population, the question becomes: Would America do the same thing?

At last report, local police have begun gathering up the un-employed, in Hong Kong, and other places, and are escorting the excess persons to trains, who destinations are NOT being made public.

Further reports as new information comes in.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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