Osama IS Obama claims 'New Al Qaeda'

Funny story written by Tommy Twinkle

Wednesday, 11 May 2011

Referring to itself as a breakaway group called 'New Al Qaeda' there is a claim on an Islamic website by one of it's members that 'Old' Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden, far from having been killed recently by American SEALS during a raid at Abbottabad, is in fact still alive and currently goes by the name 'BARRACK HUSSEIN OBAMA' !!!

The astonishing claim that Osama and Obama are one and the same person is being officially described as 'ridiculous' by the White House, but in private many of the people working there are saying they think there is something to the New Al Qaeda claim. As soon as President Obama leaves the White House many of them have been drawing penciled beards onto photos of Obama's face then staring open mouthed when realizing it's impossible to tell them apart.

One member of staff who asked not to be named said in confidence, "It's the eyes. Draw a beard on a photograph of Obama's face then place a hand over his forehead. The simple truth is that it is the eyes of Osama Bin Laden who then stares straight out at you from the photo. Either the New Al Qaeda claim is correct or else Obama is very closely related to Osama - possibly they are brothers. Let's face it, we've still not been shown any convincing proof of where Obama was born and we only have his word for it that he's soon to be coming up to his fiftieth birthday. In reality he could be a few years older than that. It wouldn't surprise me if it turns out that Osama and Obama are twins rather than actually being one and the same person."

The very fact that the evidence seems to point to Osama and Obama being at the very least brothers does though in turn make it difficult to believe that President Obama would have ordered his brother Osama's death, or then allowed for the body to be disposed of at sea. What is certain is that experts on militant propaganda who have studied the New Al Qaeda claim insist that in their view the claim is genuine.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more