Kate Middleton: I'm no virgin.

Funny story written by French Marilyn

Wednesday, 27 April 2011

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Kate weeps

Miss Kate Middleton, to be metamorphosed into Princes Catherine in 48 hours, is taking legal action against two London tabloids - 'The Pun' and 'The Daily Wale'.

In an exclusive interview with the hard-news daily 'The Whines' Miss Middleton explained her decision.

She began by saying: "They called me a virgin. A virgin! I ask you! Do they think I could not get laid? Whatever."

Miss Middleton then broke down in tears and the interview was brought to an end. It did not however stop the daily from splashing the news that its Royal Correspondent has had an exclusive interview with the Royal bride.

('The Daily Wale' was founded on April 1 this year and reports only news of the Waleses.)

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