Godzilla spotted off Japanese coast

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Tuesday, 5 April 2011

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Scientist's worst fears may have been realised following numerous witness sightings of a prehistoric monster near to the nuclear disaster zone.

Many say 'fact is stranger than fiction' and that could now be the case near Fuckushima, with the military being mobilised and satellites tracking a 50ft dinosaur type thingy.

A military spokes person said: 'We have mobilised a number of expendable soldiers and mobile rocket launchers ready to fire indiscriminately at very large monsters. Naturally there are significant numbers of local people ready to run away screaming should the monster breach our defences.'

'It's our own fault' said the Japanese minister for the environment. 'We all watched the films and now its upon us we can only prey.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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