'We're all Fuked' say Japanese boffins

Funny story written by Proffitt

Tuesday, 15 March 2011

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Boffins monitoring the Fukushima nuclear power plant leaks now fear the site is about to go nuclear!

After considering a visit to the plant to report eye witness accounts we decided to phone instead. Mr Yoshi who is a resident boffin at the plant told us 'Get out, get out while you can - we're all fuked in Fukushima.'

The latest developments are thought to have been caused by a fire in the number 3 reactor's kitchen area where a chip pan was apparently left unattended.

Japanese government officials are reportedly concerned and are monitoring radiation levels around the area. One official said: 'With all that radiation the last thing we want to see in Fukushima is the emergence of Godzilla. If you thought this was bad just wait till he reaches Tokyo, he'll burn it to the ground!'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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