Written by grimbo

Tuesday, 15 March 2011

An American Airlines stewardess was taken to hospital this week after a "turbulence related" incident on a flight from Chicago to Los Angeles.

The Boeing 747 had just reached optimum cruising level when, according to the Health and Safety Executive report, senior cabin stewardess Annabelle Hoolihan suffered an extreme bout of " simultaenous gastric and posterial flatulence that propelled her expeditiously to the end of the galley and forcibly up against the toilet door".

Hooolihan ended up with multiple facial lacerations, 2 broken ribs and concussion.

Fortunately, one of the passengers was a doctor and he was able to tend to her wounds while the plane returned to Chicago O'Hare.

Anticipating a substantial claim for damages from the staff member, American Airlines executive board are now issuing a comprehensive advice leaflet for all staff warning of the danger of consuming large amounts of unabsorbable carbohydrated food (such as broccoli and prunes) too close to upcoming flights.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
90 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more