Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 22 February 2011

image for Internet gaming replaces HIV as No. 1 killer of young males!
half dead, but still refusing to let loose, a typical example of a Chinese WANKINDIK!

After the recent death of a Chinese man who had "gamed" himself to death after a three day session without food or drink it seems that internet gaming has replaced HIV as the world's most upcoming serious serial killer of young males, especially in Asia.

The W.H.O. are warning of a global epidemic especially when the "sickness" hits the African continent and replaces aids.

Already many young Asian males have died whilst having 24/7 gaming sessions and when gamers were asked why they did it, here was their reply:

"I don't want to catch aids so I game instead, logical?"

Chinese young males are especially an endangered species because they can't get a woman anyway, too many boys in China, so instead of becoming "gay" they turn their testorone energy to gaming.

Although this "hi-tec sickness" is spreading rapidly like Swine flu, Chinese flu, Yellow flu and Chicken flu, etc, the W.H.O. say there's a silver lining in every dark cloud.

They're hoping that the sickness hits Africa quickly so instead of multiplying like rabbits, shagging every thing with 2 legs (or 4 in some cases) and infecting each other with Aids; young horny males will relieve their frustrations behind a computer screen (not what you're thinking?) and that will lead to a sizeable reduction in HIV deaths, logical?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Death, Video Games

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