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Tuesday, 6 September 2005

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Weapon of Mass Destruction

Kandahar, Afghanistan -- Prominent Al-Quada leaders have officially claimed responsibility for Hurricane Katrina and have vowed more effective forms of "Weather Terrorism" will plague the United States in the coming months, years, and decades as retribution for the occupation of Iraq by the "lawless and capitalist heathens of the United States".

In a recording broadcast on Al-Jazeera it is believed that the voice is that of prominent terrorist leader Abdul Amman Oman Hussein Obla Di Obla Da. He indicated that "The bodies of the infidels will be peppered by divine winds and surely the swines of America and all her brothers and sisters shall fall like the great camel which is convalescing". He added "La la la la life goes on."

Obla Di Obla Da said that Hurricane Katrina was the result of his carefully placed "Operatives" floating in the pacific ocean from the west coast of Africa to the shores of the "Infidel Swines", and their training in Afghanisitan have reaped the first "Gushing Wound" in the war against the "Barbarians"

In a related story Obla Di Obla Da also indicated that America should consider the fact that every natural disater to ever befall her shores again can ultimately be attributed to his vast network of operatives.

President Bush called a special meeting with his top advisors to develop a counterstrategy for weather terrorism. "It is unclear exactly how complete the country's Weather Terrorism readiness level is and until the proper level of readiness can be consistently achieved then we will continue to take such threats as serious and we shall react to them as genuine." said President Bush.

"It is just another reason we need to continue to be vigilant in the war against terror. Weather terrorism will not be tolerated from any backwoods country such as Afghanistan and those responsible will be punished to the fullest extent of this administration's power."

President Bush is also calling for increased funding in weather terrorism research. "We must continue the fight and bring those responsible for this massive inconvenience in the Gulf Coast region to justice! I had tickets to two Saints home games this season! Someone is going to pay for this--hell or highwater!!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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