Rasta Mouse Agrees To Speak To Somali Pirates

Funny story written by Masheded

Saturday, 5 February 2011

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Rasta Mouse may well have to speak to Pirates

The World seemed a better place today as news filtered through that the UN Diplomat Rasta Mouse has agreed to speak to Somali pirates in an effort to stem the rise of piracy in the region.

Speaking from his own Pirate-Radio station, Rough-Neck Tunes, Rasta mouse said:

"Mi naa jesta, but mi tink mi sa' yu waan tess mi? Mi nahh wan ya cargo all di while. Ya naa worry bout ya pickneys. Al'da pure bredren waan mi. Ya naa mess wit no raggamuffin. Yu wanna romp wit me? Mi soon come. Wa mek you so speaky spokey? Ya naa it ya bizness. Ya kyaa mess wi na rudebwoy!"

It may just be wishful thinking. But Rasta Mouse could well be the saviour we've all been waiting for. More news as it happens.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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