Is Ronaldo Jr baby-momma really dead?

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Thursday, 27 January 2011

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Dribbling all the way to a penalty box shoot-out

Spain - (Orphan Files): Died in childbirth or 'dead to the world' - killed off by red top story spikes?

The Cristiano Jr baby mystery thickened today as Ronaldo's sister slammed reports her nephew's birth mother 'is sitting pretty on a £10 million surrogacy fee'.

"She died, she's dead, there is no mother," Katia Aveiro said today, "why can't people just accept our version of events?"

Junior's 17 June 2010 arrival took the world by storm with shocking IVF stories claiming a 'hand ball' conception.

Media reports described the mother as a 20 year-old who'd scored lucky after a one-night fling.

Last week the infant was spotted in a Real Madrid strip as Grandma Dolores took him to watch Daddy play.

"One day Junior you too will dribble your way to the penalty box," Senora R cooed gently, "and score for Grandma like a very good boy!"

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