Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 12 January 2011

image for Homeless UK couple caught having "grave" sex between the graves; was it Adam and Eve?
Adam's fig leaf was definitely missing in the graveyard!

A UK couple were sighted having "grave" sex amongst the graves of a very posh graveyard next to a very posh public school in Reigate, Surrey.

The couple pissed out of their brains stripped off their clothes and were spotted copulating between the headstones of several VIP's buried there.

Pupils from the very posh public school next door were just having their morning break when they spotted the "horny" couple at it. The pupils mesmerized by the two then started filming them with their mobile phones (You Yube please pay attention!).

The police arrived and dragged the two "gravediggers" away and after the male had sobered up (it took 2 days) gave his explanation, here it is:

"We're homeless, penniless, (after spending all of their benefit money on booze)young and horny and believe we are Adam and Eve, where else should we do it, in church maybe?"

The police have charged them for being "naked grave diggers", causing offence to posh pupils (who loved watching the spectacle actually), running around naked in a posh graveyard like Adam and Eve and insulting God?

They are appealing against the sentence hoping that God will really intervene and declare them as a reincarnated Adam and Eve. (fat chance)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sex, Cemetery

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