Italian PM Makes Lusty Defence

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Monday, 17 January 2011

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Creamy at a Party

Silky Berlustconi, 71, Italian Prime Minisister has denied all suggestions that he paid for sex with the Robber of Hearts Creamy El Myrug 17, also known as Buby Rubacocky, Miranda Myplace and Stella Wetdream.

Silky said he would feel degraded if he had to pay for sex, he could provide gifts which were priceless as well as his own beautiful body.

Creamy admitted that Silky had provided many gifts for her body and felt it unfair to criticise Berlustconi - 'He is just an Italian man who likes young people - we may not be able to vote yet but he likes to hear our ideas'.

In Italy it is illegal to have sex with a prostitute under 18 but searches through documents for Creamy El Myrug's birth certificate have been unsuccessful. 'On the night of the our 'bunga bunga party'' Creamy remembered 'I danced and played around and I'm sure I told Silky I was 18, because I will be on my next birthday. I am sure he must have thought I said I was 18, but, of course I am not a prostitute and was not paid by Silky for my services. In fact several men kept him away because they had cash in hand.'

Berlustconi insisted he had told the truth about this hole episode.

The Italian Courts will have to decide where the truth lies.

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