Rain Nearly Spoiled Market Night For Traders At Bangkok's Victory Monument

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 23 September 2016

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Just look at the panic on this trader's face as he feels spots of rain!

Everything was going just fine at a busy Bangkok market last Friday night, until spots of rain began to fall from a cloudy sky, prompting traders to panic and cover their wares with plastic sheets, to avoid them becoming soaked.

The threatened downpour, however, soon abated, and after a period of about fifteen minutes, trading resumed as normal, leaving the merchants laughing at themselves for being too concerned at a few drops of rain.

One trader, who was selling ladies underwear, was heard to say to his neighbour, who sold sports bags:

"O-ho! The rain has stopped!"

His neighbour replied:

"Yes!"

Eventually, the threat of rain diminished, and the sale of utter tat went on as normal, with takings reported to be 'about average'.

This is an old story that I forgot to publish two months ago. Sorry for any convenience caused by this delay. - W Moods

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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