Assange the WikiLeaks dude who is in trouble everywhere in the world was today granted bail in the UK high court.
Ausi' born Assange is facing deportation for charges of a sexual nature committed in Sweden of all places. His lawyer said today: 'I thought Sweden was a liberal country where people shagged in the street, on the train and in the library, however my client (Assange) has been charged with having sex without a condom! It's all political this none condom shit.'
The Swedish prosecutor is said to be furious with the UK for letting Assange out and thus are adding charges to the original extradition. 'Walking on the cracks in the pavement, driving while eating an apple and possibly worst of all publically criticising Abba are all to be added to his charge sheet.
We asked Assange for his reaction to Sweden's extra charges and he replied 'Who cares about Sweden, bunch of in-breeders!'
