Written by j.w.

Wednesday, 15 December 2010

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WikiPours Sensation

A new organisation - WikiPours - has taken over from WikiLeaks. Their first sensational revelation is a cable sent from the White House by a person named SAP to David Cameron.

We have seen this cable and can only show part of it in order to protect the lives of certain people.

It reads 'Cameron - what the fuck's going on? Get organised - letting that scumbag Assenge out of prison! Get your act together pronto. If you can't fix extradition to the US get your sidekick Clegg onto it. He knows right from wrong.'

'He wouldn't be keen. Civil Liberties and all that.'

'Tell him if he pulls it off we will arrange a photo of him with Obama at the White House.'

'That wouldn't do Obama much good.'

'Obama will Palin to insignificance before too long. He's not pale enough.'

'Your American gags are terrific'

'They come straight from Guantanamo David. You get this fixed and we will look again at the special relationship. At the moment Sweden is taking your place. You have stiff competition there.'

'Be assured that we will put the Great back into Britain, SAP.'

No one knows the genius behind Wikipours. No one can guess who SAP is but New Leaks are expected in the near future.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Wikileaks

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