Sighting of Mother Teresa in Bangalore, India, stops traffic!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 15 December 2010

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She didn't look like this one!

Bangalore Herald, Bangalore, India, 15.11.2010: A shock sighting of Mother Teresa stopped the traffic in it's tracks today (a nearly impossible occurrence!)

The sensational sight of a renicarnated Mother Teresa was enough to create chaos in the streets as everybody, especially Buddhists, rushed to the scene.

Flowers and garlands were laid on the sight of the sighting and it has now become a religious shrine.

Guru's from all over India are rushing to the location, a building site in downtown Bangalore, where work has stopped and millions of hopeful Indians are hoping she will reappear.

One gentleman pushing his bicycle overloaded with pots and pans that nobody wants, swears he saw Mother Teresa and this caused the commotion.

The Bangalore Herald immediately sent their star foreign guest reporter, Jaggedone, to the scene and here is his exclusive interview with the bike-pushing gentleman:

"It was certainly Mother Teresa, she had a bandana on her head, long grey gown and was feeding street dogs, something which nobody has ever done here, then she took them all for a walk in the park and disappeared, a miracle!"

Several other passers-by also witnessed the event and the local Guru, Krishnamortified Singh-Buckortwo, has confirmed the fact and erected a ready-made temple in memory asking 500 Rupees entry from visitors and within 5 minutes he became a Rupee millionaire!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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