Washington - A chair was awarded a Nobel Peace Prize because of how it has never harmed a person and always given comfort to the weary.
"I was shocked when they called me and said that I won. At first, I thought it was my friend Hank playing a joke on me. It did take me a while to realize it wasn't Hank." The chair said in its acceptance speech.
The chair did go on and on about how many people found a soft place to sit when they sat up it, and how its sturdy construction meant it never collapsed under the heaviest American.
"I really need to thank Frank Motts for using cherry wood to make my frame, and I need to thank Jean Gobs for designing me in a way that allowed me to look as appealing as I possible." The chair added.
The Nobel Peace Prize selection committee did catch some flack over the selection of President Obama in 2009, so they wanted to make sure they didn't make that mistake again, so they picked a chair.
