Lady Crone wants a young man

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Friday, 10 December 2010

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"I need a young man, so he can help me!"

Old feminist Crones who spent the majority of their lives attacking men and who are withering away in their old age are making demands that younger men have to live with them. They outspent their youth enjoying sex and romancing guys and now they want to suck the lives out of younger men who have not even started living. That is the plight of older women and their conceded desires to rob young women of potential life partners.

More than 6.5 million of all elderly living alone are women. These older women makes 77% of the elderly population. They are a wastage of human life trying to cling on to a past that is long gone. The percentage of older women living alone exceeds that of men, but women become progressively more likely than men to live alone with age.

Old women lose their sexual desires because old age gets rid of their libidos and they feel discomfort during sex, which means they can't provide younger men with sex anymore. Older women are unable to produce children for younger men who wants to have their own family. Old women are like old cars that keep getting fixed, but they just can reach the descent speed of 60 miles an hour without a major break down. Unfortunately, this fate awaits all young women who are desperate to keep their youth.

If they can't have sex in old age, why do older women want young men for? The reasons are clear, they need someone who is strong and healthy to help them move furniture around if they have to move to a new apartment. They get scared of being alone in a dark silent house without a strong, young man who is capable of making them feel safe. Most, older women are scared of criminals that prey on old women and they're scared of desperate lesbians that can't find male partners.

This desperate need for human contact from members of the opposite sex who can keep them comfortable while they wither and die is what drives older women to demand attention from young males, even though they don't deserve that attention because they used to be feminist in their youth and they enjoyed attacking young men at one point in their lives. Old women are ungrateful, loathsome hypocrites.

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