Written by Buck E Filbert

Sunday, 28 November 2010

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Dogs Working on Their Owners

UCLA has done a study that has reveals, domesticated pets are controlling their owners through telepathic manipulation.

Ever find yourself taking the dog out for a walk, when it's the last thing you were intending to do? Ever find yourself petting your kitty for hours on end? Change the water and refresh the food bowl, All attributed to telepathically gifted pets. The eyes, the body language and high frequency telepathic bombardment combine to bend you into
submission.

According to the study, it is useless to resist your pets. To ignore them is futile. You are powerless on a conscious and subconscious level.

When it all boils down who is the master? Who is the pet?

From Sunset and Vine
Buck E Filbert

Somewhere thinkin:
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."

Josh Billings

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: pets, Psychic




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