(New Orleans, Louisiana) - Employing the Much-Ado-About-Nothing defense -- a move previously banned by the United Nations along with the Paradinha and the flying wedge -- Israel's Prime Minister did not help the peace process earlier this week.
Referencing planned construction in East Jerusalem -- he added, "You know, the place really does smell of shit. I can't understand what everyone is getting so worked up about."
Miles' Law aptly states:
Where you stand depends on where you sit.
Evidently this is true, as interrupting protesters from a left-wing group known as Jewish Voices for Peace confronted Netanyahu directly at a meeting of the Jewish Federations of North America's General Assembly in New Orleans on Tuesday calling him a "shithead".
Those hecklers were then heckled by pro-Netanyahu hecklers.
