General Strike across Europe following shocking news

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Wednesday, 29 September 2010


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The countries in green were pissed off at the controverseial decision to replace the Europe Theme song.

All of Europe are throwing their arms up in protest, we can reveal exclusively, following the EU's brand new decision to change the European Anthem.

Formally something nice and classical, EU chiefs have decided that this kind of music was getting "boring", and they wanted to revolutionise politics, and wanted to "spruce things up a bit."

Instead, politicians have unanimously voted that Justin Beiber's "classic" "Baby" should be the European Anthem.

The singer, who is thought to have escaped from a girl's boarding school, couldn't have been happier that his work had been selected for the European Anthem. However, the general workforce has neglected these moves and have launched Europe-wide protests against this controversial decision.

"We wanted to have something a bit more relevant to our cause. Maybe something like U2 or even Keane. Anything but that underage twat. He can't even vote here!"

Here's hoping that if he does come to Europe to perform exclusively, he gets bottled by something a little more French than water.

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