Hamas criticises US over peace talks

Written by MonkeyInTheBath

Tuesday, 28 September 2010

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Peace wagons roll!

The leader of Hamas, Mohammed Moeggs, today criticised President Obama over the recent Middle East peace talks.

He said, "Every time there is a new American president, he comes to the Middle East to try to kick-start the peace talks between the Palestinians and the Israelis. But it never works, and by the time they leave office the problems have not gone away. The Americans are just not effective enough - look at us, we are still fighting!"

"If the Americans can't stop us from fighting, then I don't think anyone can. It's not as if we can stop it ourselves."

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