Colonel Juan's UN Presentation Sparks a Chord: New Yorkers Stone Ahmadinejad!

Written by Morse

Friday, 24 September 2010

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Protestors Empowered by CJ Wait Outside UN for Iranian Rat!

Special Spoof Ambassador at large, Colonel Juan Bolivar, appearing for the first time at the UN after his recent fact finding mission to Auschwitz, managed to accomplish what no other speaker, including Barry Obama, has been abel to do, summon up outrage against Iran's Feral President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad!

Bolivar's moving first hand account of visiting the Nazis death camp after 67 years and putting it into modern day context was broadcast live over the speakers outside the UN and even at busy Time Square, where New Yorkers, always too busy to pause to help a fallen pedestrian, took time to stop and listen.

The full impact of the Colonel's first hand account was only fully realized later after the UN session where most of the world's officials snoozed during Obama's presentation, did cross word puzzles, or in at least 3 instances where caught surfing porn sites on their laptops.

As the afternoon wore down an increasingly large crowd gathered near the exit of the UN building as tensions mounted until Mahmoud, known as the Nuclear Nut, and his bodyguards emerged and headed for their security caravan.

He was met by a silent crowd who then began chanting "SHAME', followed by a hale of stones and shoes which drove him scurrying for safety into an alcove where he was left cringing and hysterical.

Ahmadinejad was recently emboldened to continue his denial of the holocaust after Hillary Clinton advanced the Obama Presidential order to provide $50B for gas ovens to the backward countries of Syria, Lebanon,
Iran,Pakistan and Libya. The Clinton initiative, she said, was to decrease the number of deaths by the women in those countries who were dying due to primitive cooking procedures and implements......those same procedures
that have been in practice for hundreds of years.

Ahmadinejad took the measure the mean the US's tacit agreement to back his avowed promise to burn Israel to the ground and his intractable assertion that the Holocaust was a figment of Zionist and Western Fabrication.

Ironically Ahmadinejad was ultimately rescued my members of the Jewish Defense League who happened to be in the area, and escorted him directly to the airport where he made his escape without further attacks.

Meanwhile on the Spoof, CJ was awarded one Yellow Star from the one star bandit, an award the Colonel said, he would wear proudly on his uniform next to his Bolivian Humanitarian Medal he received for acting as the PR agent for hundreds of young women trying to make it in the entertainment world.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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