Satan appears on a bathroom tile proving he's just a dirty old "Peeping Tom"!

Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 16 September 2010

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Has he visited your bathroom yet? If yes, don't worry, he only wants a cheap "horny" thrill!

The Devil has appeared on a bathroom tile in Budapest, Hungary and refuses to be removed.

After spending a fortune on renovating his bathroom Mr.Crsefko let his wife shower first, but the bathroom turned cold and creepy and as she stepped naked out of the shower she saw Satan having a jolly good old peep and a giant erection!

Scared out of her wits she ran out into the street naked, screaming, "the Devil's in my bathroom he saw me naked and he's having a w**k, dirty ol man!"

First of all passers by thought she meant the Devil as in her husband wanting a quicky in the new shower, but no, when they returned there was Satan smiling his "horny" head off!

The Devil's image cannot be removed and ever since he appeared the room has remained damp, chilly and pretty scary.

Mr.Crsefko is now employing a local Catholic priest to exorcise the demon (amongst his own), but Satan is having none of it. He wants a cheap thrill every time that the lady of the house showers and refuses to budge.

Maybe Mr.Crsefko should just remove the offending tile? No way, as long as the publicity is hot, the exorcist is trying to exorcise and the Devil's having a cheap, horny thrill, why bother?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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