Satan's Fools (Part 1.)

Funny story written by Leddy

Sunday, 11 July 2010

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We have all been fooled by Satan, the wolf in sheep's clothing. While we were waiting for the Antichrist to arrive and bring the 'mark of the beast' to brand us with, Satan has been destroying GOD's creation all along.

He's been using mankind as a puppet, he's been pulling our strings all the while by making us chase after the pleasurable things in life. He's made us worship the almighty dollar and turn away from GOD. Satan's made us crave after material things like automobiles, motor boats, ATV's, motor homes, jet skis, private airplanes and hundreds of other inventions that run on gasoline, on oil and or their byproducts.

Our demand for these products has caused other men seeking greed to explore for never ending sources of oil on GOD's green earth and the cycle has gone on and on until now - we find ourselves in the clutches of HELL; Satan has got us right where he wants us and it will get worse! That's right my brothers and sisters, this oil spill and the subsequent contamination it's going to cause to our environment could very well be the end of life on our planet, and North America will be the first to go down!

He knew that we were wise to his diabolical plot and that the Holy Bible warns us of what it will be like in the last day, so he out foxed us and changed the game plan (what else would you expect from the master of evil forces?).

Satan is now causing havoc on a phenomenal scale with this oil gusher in the Gulf Of Mexico. Do you have any idea how serious this oil leak is going to be on our environment?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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