Written by Earl Grey

Tuesday, 31 August 2010

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Already most of Europe was affected by Hurricane Earl

The Spoof has braced itself from a battering from Hurricane Earl. The hurricane, said to rate 5 stars on the spoofometer, is approaching fast from Eastern Europe and is rumoured to already have ruined Vladimir Putin's short break in Sochi.

Spoof leader Mark Lowton announced "I've already secured my collection of ornamental pickled eggs and made sure I have enough bog roll for the weekend. If we all pull together we just might see it through to the end. Last time hurricane Earl hit us he nearly blew us all away."

Hurricane Earl has repeatedly returned to batter the shores of the Spoof. In the past hundreds of Jade Goody stories have been washed ashore following a visit from Earl. It may have been some time since his last visit, but few will have forgotten the carnage. Mr Skoob, speaking to us only if we respected his anonymity said "Earl's coming back? Oh fuck!"

The Spoof is hoping to remain operational during the storm, which the Met Office have predicted will last until the vodka runs out.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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