Berlin, Germany. Paul the amazing Octopus, still riding high following his World Cup successes, has been auctioned off by his aquarium managers to Donald Trump, the wealthy American entrepreneur and owner of the most hilarious hair do on the planet.
Trump is believed to have paid $40 million for the magical mollusc and says that the aquatic being could play a pivotal role in his affairs including assist choosing the winner of the Miss Universe beauty contest.
Donald denied that his real intentions were to slice up Paul and sell his entrails for production of a aphrodisiac.
"I love this guy. Why would I want to harm him?" Trump countered.
Several hours later a mysterious contract was signed between Mr Trump and a Chinese sexual health organisation.
