"Radioman - so called because he wears a large radio around his neck - is a cult figure thanks to his appearance in a string of movies. He has been photographed with hundreds of Hollywood stars and is on friendly terms with everyone from Russell Crowe to Steven Spielberg."
A daily online newpaper reports that he recently fed Dame Helen Mirren a spoonful of yogurt. This cannot be disputed as a video clip accompanies the story.
Radioman is soon to be starring in the re-make of "20 000 Leagues Under The Sea".
Producers recently approached the owners of Paul the psychic octopus as they want Paul to play one of the star roles.
Meanwhile Radioman is taking scuba-diving lessons in order to prepare for the movie.
Scientists are working on putting together some of the pink liquid used in the movie 'The Abyss' which, if properly used, enables humans to breathe underwater. If they are successful, Radioman will not have to bother wearing the scuba-diving equipment.
Scientists are wishing they had kept the original recipe as it would have saved time and money.
Radioman has 'his people' working on a waterproof radio.
Morrisons reopens tomorrow at 8 a.m.
