Bloodyvostock - (One-Born-Every-Minute Mess): Kudos to the Kremlin's top psychic wackjob Vladimir Shpunt.
A five year punt on Frank and Jamie McCourt's jaw-dropping gullibility has made him rich beyond his wildest ectoplasmic cravings.
The former KGB mind control CEO sold the brilliant brainwave of planting telepathetic suggestions into the LA Dodgers owners' heads.
This promised their baseball team stunning success in exchange for annual six figure payments and performance bonuses, payable directly into Shpunt's offshore-registered Riggs Bank account.
All the players had to do was make themselves receptive to Shpunt's 'V' psychic energy and play their socks off.
And the rest of course is hystery.
US baseball finance experts this week calculated Shpunt has earned himself nearly $10 million in the stunningly successful ruse.
However FBI sources have hinted broadly that the original 2004 $430 million McCourt purchase of the LA Dodgers team from Rupert Murdoch's flagship NewsCorpse enterprise was itself a cunning bit of Shpunt auto-suggestion.
"Just like his brainwave hint that the McCourts should divorce after 30 years marriage!" a Dodger Stadium bookie chuckled today.
The Dodger Dream Foundation is virtually bankrupt.