Austrian dungeon master Fritzl's Brazilian soul mate 'on hair raising copycat hostage charges'

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Thursday, 10 June 2010

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Pereira's shack was located in the remote village of Experimento

Pinheiro, Brazil - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Sao Paulo police said today they 'immediately noticed the resemblance' between the Austrian incest wackjob and Jose Agostinho Pereira.

The deviant hostage taking nutter was arrested after cops 'spotted telltale wax strips' outside his jungle mud hut last weekend.

Officers said they found Pereira's now 28 year-old daughter and her seven offspring cowering inside the dilapidated shack located in the remote mountain village of Experimento in Maranhao State.

Their semi-feral existence had been further blighted by twelve years' captivity - much like Elisabeth Fritzl's own ordeal in Amstetten, Austria.

The freed hostages are now being cared for in a secret witness support unit while Pereira awaits results of psychiatric tests in a Pinheiro jail cell.

He is charged with imprisoning his teenage daughter for 12 years as well as multiple assault and sex charges. Some of these extend to attacks on a daughter/grand daughter fathered in the rainforest mud hut home.

Sao Paulo police said today they are checking to see if Pereira's DNA matches that of Josef Frtizl and former Chilean wackjob dictator General Pinochet.

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