Written by Morse

Saturday, 15 May 2010

image for CNBC Says Tar Babies Washing Up in Louisiana: Sharpton & Jackson Leave Arizona to March in New Orleans Protest!
Photo Shopped Bogus Pix of 'Tar Baby' being Cleansed as Shown by Chris Matthews on 'HairBall.'

The state of Arizona was relieved from a mild irritant today when activists Al Sharpton, Charles Wrangle (sic) and Jesse Jackson rushed to Louisiana on reports from CNBC that 'Tar Babies' were washing up on shore!

On Chris Matthews' show "HairBall", the quivering sycophant almost lost it as he ranted about the recent BP gulf oil spill now spreading to shore and reports that at least '3 Tar Babies' had been found washed up next to a dead turtle, a star fish and three Haitians on a deflated inner tube.

Al Sharpton, Obama's self professed 'man of the people' said he pulled out of Arizona protesting the 10 page immigration law which no one read, including the US Attorney General Eric "the red' Holder, in order to rush to the gulf shore and lead a march against 'oil drillers, tea baggers and hymies', which he claimed was threatening black children allegedly caught up in the oil spill.

Despite Fox News issuing a bulletin that there had been some " 8" Tar Balls" seen out in the Gulf, there was no sign of any 'tar babies' as reported by ABC, NBC, CBS and CNBC and White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, who called it yet 'another genocide perpetrated by capitalists on the disenfranchised!"

A list of who's who of Harvard Graduates promised to devote their full efforts to the clean up saying that ' as soon as we can get a boat load of illegal Mexicans looking for work, and a whole bunch of Downy Soap, we'll be on the case to clean this Republican mess up!"

Film maker Michael Moore says he's ready to launch a new docu drama starring Sean Penn, and funded by Hugo Chavez, with the working title
"You Slippery Bastards'.

Filming is to start Monday, with a release date scheduled for sometime around early November in time for mid term elections.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Racism, Oil, Oil Spill

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