A massive Black Hole (the size of Whitney Houston's nostrels) has been flung out of a distant galaxy by it's mother Black Hole (the size of Whitney Houston's pussy after Bobby Brown left it).
Observed by the US Chandra space observatory the massive Black Hole was last spotted hurtling towards Soweto in South Africa.
Scientists are baffled at the size, strength and why it is heading in this particular direction.
The Vatican have offered an explanation:
God will not allow Black impoverished South Africans to spoil the massive "footy party" just about to begin so he's sending a Black Hole from heaven to wipe out the townships.
Mekka offered a different explanation:
The Great One will not allow the World Cup to begin without representatives of Iran, Iraq, Palestine, Pakistan, Afghanistan and other Muslim countries being able to participate and has decided to have South Africa swallowed up in a Black Hole (there's a massive black (shit) hole there already called Soweto, what a coincidence)
Bruce Willis was asked to come out of retirement, sacrifice his life and Stephen Tylers daughter but he refused, he hates soccer!
A last gasp effort is being launched to change the direction of the Black Hole, President Obama is hoping his "nukes" can enter it, explode and divert it to Afghanistan!
