The following story is indebted to Anthony de Mello.
"Merde" (real name Jean) Wilson was a knock-kneed youth with freckles that never left him until the day he died. He had red hair and crooked teeth and, despite his six feet in stature, never lost his slim build. His eyesight was none too good either; he wore thick glasses all his life.
The boy's parents both died when their car spun off...
A big shock has gone through the Hollywood elite beside the low attendance of their movies lately.
Miley Cyrus has gone spiritual.
" It's like George Harrison and Madonna. I never knew anything about Yogi Twerking until I had it explained to me...
Indian Guru, Nithyananda Swami, has been arrested and dumped in the "Black Hole of Calcutta" for being obscene.
He was filmed "bunking" it off with a couple of female mistresses and his ashram hasn't been the same since.
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